Top Ten Review of Lord of the Flies by William Golding
Number 10 – There are no women in this book
Number 9 – We learn you can start a fire with your spectacles. Yeah, we watched Survivor.
Number 8 – They are obsessed with pigs.
Number 7 – We learn that dancing will make you a savage – which explains why Baptists don’t allow it.
Number 6 – They set fire to the island….twice.
Number 5 – You can worship anything….literally anything.
Number 4 – A private place all to yourself is very, very valuable.
Number 3 – They are on an island, and nobody thinks to fish for food.
Number 2 – We learn that a diet of fruit will upset your stomach….duh.
And, finally number ONE: We are shown that boys are total animals, which girls already knew.